Whats the smartest way to smuggle alcohol into a professional basketball game?

I would strap test tubes to my inner thigh if I were wearing loose jeans and wouldn't be padded down. Then either take shots in the bathroom or put it in a soda when you're in. You probably don't want to use tape on your actual legs because it would rip the hair off. I'd make a little test tube holder of elastic. That's probably more effort than you would want to do, but you could reuse it every time. Or you could just try putting the test tubes in your pockets, but if you were padded down or had your pockets searched they would probably think it was something more serious than alcohol.