What should we name our cute little puppy dog?

FYI: We just got this little puppy who happens to be a spriteful and feisty female puppy (breed unknown, but let's ume it's a Heinz 57). At any rate, we are looking to name the dog a VERY UNIQUE and perhaps funny too....(i.e. my mom once had a python whose name was "Julius Squeezer", a cat named "Mousetrap", and a Vietnamese potbelly pig, lovingly referred to as "Sweet Meat" because it actually smelled like maple syrup! I swear!) So with this, I am interested in seeing if the Yahoo community can come up with some UNIQUE and FUNNY names for our new puppy....Results like these would be greatly appreciated!